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Losing My Zen

Y'all I almost lost my Zen this afternoon in Walmart. It wouldn't have been pretty either. You see I was waiting in the 20 Items or Less and this woman rolled up on me and gave me colossal attitude. Although I can't remember exactly what she said, I do know the tone was nasty and I envisioned myself snatching her by her mangy hair and beating her to a bloody pulp right there by cashier #3. I was truly about to set it off in Walmart! Of course, I would have had to call my husband to bail me out of jail and I know my friends and family would have laughed merrily for the next fifty years and without a doubt someone would surely include the story in my eulogy, shaming me even beyond the grave. So instead of beating her, I took several deep breaths and tried to calm myself down.

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